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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Kassidi, PA announcer and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Carl and Kassidi are waiting at the Cook County public records office]

Kassidi

We should go get a blanket and a bottle of champagne, go in the park, and lay in the grass as man and wife, and let the moon and the stars bless our union. Cute!

PAPA announcer

Now serving, 103.

Kassidi

Yay! That's us. Okay, come on. All set.

MLMarriage license clerk

Your marriage license is valid for 60 days in Cook County only. There's a one day waiting period before the license becomes effective.

Kassidi

Wait. So we can't get married today?

MLMarriage license clerk

You can get married at this exact time tomorrow.

Kassidi

What the fuck? This sucks.

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