You guys actually do wear those hats. I thought that was only in cartoons.
So you 'fugees come here, pick up some Invokana, Advair, EpiPens, smuggle it back.
Hey, we're servants of a just cause, huh? Health care in the States rapes the elderly and the poor. Our way's the only way some grandpa's not gonna keel over from leukemia before his 90th birthday. Or a kid in some tenement doesn't stop breathing after a peanut butter sandwich.
Lot of cash. How much were you planning to buy?
Well... what do you say you just drop us right up here, you hold on to the stash for some Tim Hortons? No harm, no foul.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. I'm gonna pretend you didn't just attempt to bribe a member of Her Majesty's Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
How 'bout you pretend you didn't just arrest us? This poor homeless man needs asylum from the war-torn streets of Aleppo. The United States turned its back on him.
I'm a computational biologist at Loyola who overstayed my visa.
I'm soliciting empathy, Muhammad. Nobody likes a braggart.
It's Rami. Sounds nothing like Muhammad.
[The RCMP cruiser crashes into a moose knocking out both RCMP officers]
Ow! Ah! Jesus! Ah!
What was that?!
The fuck?! [Sticks head out of window to determine cause of accident] That, Mr. Computer Biology, was a gift from Allah. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.
[Referring to officers] Wait. Are they dead?
Uh... Let's go.
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