Fatemeh, Frank and others in “Unfinished Business”

What's Canada like, Mr. Frank?

Frank

Well, it's wilderness as far as the eye can see. Filled with maple trees that have an endless supply of magical syrup in their trunks.

I would like to try magical syrup.

Frank

You will, Fatemeh. You will also receive a pound of Canadian bacon, a pair of ice skates and a gift card to Tim Hortons as a welcome gift.

Wow.

Wow!

Frank

If you thought Lady Liberty had a lot to offer, wait till you see what the lumberjack country has in store for you. Health care for all, marriage equality for gays, legal hookers for the asking.

I think I will enjoy Canada.

Frank

The Canucks can be a boring people, but every now and again, Mother Canada spits out a halfway decent talent like Bill Shatner, Celine Dion, um, Pamela Anderson, Justin Bieber.

I would like to meet Justin Bieber.

Frank

Anything's possible. That's why Canada's called The New Land of the Free.