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PPharmacist

May I help you?

Debbie

Yes, hi. I called in an order for the morning after pill.

PPharmacist

No, you didn't. It's not by prescription.

Debbie

Yes, I... please?

PPharmacist

$65 and your ID, please. Yes, thank you. Sorry, you have to be 17 in Missouri to buy the pill.

Debbie

What? No. I'm almost 17. That's ridiculous. If I'm not 17, I have to have another baby? That doesn't even make any sense. Well, what am I supposed to do? God. Fuckin' Missouri.

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