Beverly and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

Hey there, associate manager of the garden department.

Frank

Aha! Hey, hand me that little spade over there... Ah, heck, you know what? Never mind, forget it. I'm already covered in dirt.

Mrs. Seery told us about Liam's test. The parents have assembled a committee to eliminate cultural bias in standardized testing. We're petitioning Congress to support the Every Student Succeeds Act, and we're instituting a round table to open each exam question to multiple interpretations based on ethnic and economic considerations.

Frank

It's an excellent start, and I'm happy to lead the charge, although sometimes I feel like our journey is this big and a committee is this big.

Your hands... filthy.

Frank

Some employees like to wear gloves. I prefer the sensation of my bare hands in the moist soil.

Wish I could get laid someplace comfortable, like with a bed or... Show me your hands again. [Making love to Frank in the storeroom] Oh! Your fingernails are so dirty! Ah! Now tell me how much you made last year, without taxes.

Frank

I don't know. Two grand, maybe, and I don't pay taxes.

Ah!