[Walks to exterior ironwrought door of apartment with children running amok] Come on.
Hi.
Uh, yeah?
Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher. How are you? I'm the new landlord.
[Child screams] Hey!
Uh, your rent was due on the first.
Shut up!
It's the sixth.
Shut up! Your father didn't get his crack ass incarcerated, I might have money for the nice landlord lady!
Do you know when you might have it?
Uh, I'm working a shift at the Private Peak Hotel tonight, so I'll ask my manager to give me an advance.
Is that the place on Cermak?
That's the one, yeah.
I used to work there too. Housekeeping.
No shit. That's what I do. Yeah.
Yeah, wow. Now look at you. Really making something of yourself. I just got lucky. I mean, I raised my five brothers and sister myself.
Oh, how about that? We're like two peas in a motherfuckin' pod.
[Kid bangs] Fuck! James Jr.! You better put that lamp down. Don't crack it over your sister's head again. Better go before these demonseeds kill each other.
All right, I'll come back tomorrow.
Oh, good. See you tomorrow. [Closes interior door]
Nice talking to you.
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