Hello, sir. May I have your ticket?
I lost it, but I've only been here a couple minutes.
Lost ticket pays full price, sir. $24, please.
I'm not giving you $24.
We take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
I came in ten minutes ago, right there beside you. You didn't see me?
No, sir.
My job requires that I focus on the exiting vehicles. Have you tried retracing your steps, see if you can find where you may have lost your ticket?
I'm not retracing anything, bitch. Take the goddamn money.
Please watch your language, sir.
My language? You want me to get out of this truck and fuck you up?
No, sir. I don't. Because if you were to get out of your truck, I would have to tase you and then superglue your mouth and eyelids shut until the police arrive. Now, will that be cash or credit, sir?
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