Hot water?! Thank God! [Laughs] Don't got to clean my flaps with disinfectant wipes no more!
[Turns on stove to confirm it works] Whoa. [Opens fridge to confirm it is empty] Uh, whoa. [Addressing shelterees] My family and unbathed brethren, we have won the first battle for homeless dignity by staking our claim. We demanded our 40 acres and a mule, our three bedrooms and a toilet, and yours truly has delivered it upon you. Thank you very much.
Great job, Frank!
But... but listen, now... now that we got the hot water turned on, we want to make sure that it stays on, and let's keep food and illicit substances in our belly. So I'm sending you out in groups to ply the most basic commerce known to mankind... Begging, okay? You four, take the bodega. You three, uh, um, the dry cleaners. You, sir, you look like you could use a touch of grooming, so let's send you to the barbershop. Okay, let's go. Other people's money waits for no man. Go out there. Give 'em homeless! Yeah!
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