Elena and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

Mr. Gallagher?

Frank

No. Maybe. [Closes door]

[Opens door and lets herself in] I'm Elena Torres from the Make A Nest nonprofit on Troy Street. Your news coverage has been making quite a stir in the social-services community.

Frank

It has?

We've got some good news concerning your housing crisis.

Frank

You... you, uh... Here. Uh, Jesus. Oh, come on, hey, hey. G- get a room, you two. [Pats a cot] Uh, sit, sit.

I- I, uh... Yeah, I-I'll stand.

Frank

Yeah.

Mr. Gallagher... perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein, the real estate mogul? The billionaire who got busted emailing dick pics? Mr. Epstein, um, is actually a philanthropist for the homeless. After seeing you on the news, he immediately contacted our community-service organization.

Frank

You're kicking us out?

N-no, no, Mr. Gallagher. Simon Epstein purchased this house for the South Side homeless.

Frank

A billionaire with a bleeding heart and a big dick bought this place for me?

Uh, he, uh... He bought it for all of you. And he's asked our organization to manage the property. We're getting calls from corporate interests who would like to become sponsors. Because of your commitment to the homeless, this is now public housing.