Hi. Uh, sorry, but, uh... can you move your van? I live right over there, and I have some little kids who are about to come out and play in the yard.
And?
And, uh, your van is very graphic. It's porn, really.
Oh, thank you. Those are my wives.
Well, lucky you.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, my wife... I just have the one... Highly emotional woman. And if my five and seven-year-old sons are exposed to porn for the first time while playing in our yard... [Chuckles] She's just likely to cry until I agree to move to an even more expensive neighborhood.
Look, man, you tell your wife this is a legitimate business, and under the 14th amendment, we have every right to exercise our right to free speech and show boobs.
The 14th amendment abolished slavery.
God damn right it did. Good thing too, because one of my wives is black, and the other one was a slave. Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Oh, good, thanks a lot. Now you woke up my kids.
Look, all right?
Shh, shh, shh.
[Holds up dollar bill] Please. I'm begging you. Father to father. Husband to husband. [Kevin just stares at the bill with the man adding another dollar bill]
Oh, man. I'll pull the van around the block. Hey, you, uh... Want a business card, just in case, uh... your wife goes out of town or something?
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