You burst your stitches again?
What the hell did you do to me?
Excuse me, but he has his finger up my ass.
Take a seat in the waiting room. I'll be with you in a minute.
The gonorrhea?!
What?
You gave me gonorrhea!
Jesus. I didn't give him gonorrhea. I gave him a circumcision.
He's a little old for that, isn't he?!
That's what I said!
All right. I've seen TV. I know how you can get infections from these surgeries.
Why do you think you have gonorrhea? You have swollen glands? A discharge?
No, but my girlfriend has it, and her dad wants to kill me, and the dude's a cop!
Okay. First things first. Let's run a test. Hop up on the table. [Holds up a swabber with Carl opening his mouth]That's not the hole it goes in. Whenever you consider not using a condom, remember this pain.
Aah!
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