Yo. How come you didn't come home last night or answer my texts?
Busy.
Care to elaborate?
I don't know, ask Denise.
Is that what this is about?! My high school girlfriend?!
Your high school girlfriend who you fuck!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you talking about?!
I saw you with her last night!
You're spying on me?!
Yeah, 'cause I knew you'd been cheating on me!
I wasn't cheating!
So you didn't fuck Denise, then?!
Cheating would be if I sucked some guy's cock, all right?!
So you didn't sleep with her?!
I didn't say that!
Well, I'm confused!
How do you think I feel?! You're the one calling me a cheater!
You still haven't answered the question! Did you or did you not fuck Denise?!
What's the big deal?! What's the big deal?! She's an old friend!
Who you fuck!
We've been sleeping together since we were kids! Don't make this into something more than it is!
You're taking your dick, you're putting it into a vagina! And you're telling me you've never done that before?!
No, I haven't! I'm gay!
So am I! Sticking my dick in a friend's vagina doesn't make me not gay! Are you hearing this, Raul?!
This is why I didn't want to tell you... Because I didn't want you freaking out the way you are right now!
Oh, gee, sorry! Hey, how should I react when you say you've been screwing a woman?!
I don't know! Maybe by being more accepting of your partner's normal, sexually fluid experiences, maybe by sharing some of your own!
I don't have anything to share! I'm gay, all right?! 100% gay!
No one's 100% anything!
Yeah, well, I am, all right?! So now this inexperienced vagina-fuck has got to get to work!
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