[Lip exits police station to find Clyde waiting for him]
Nice ghetto job on the windows.
Yeah, some drunk asshole smashed them with a tire iron.
Must have been pretty drunk.
Must have been.
You bail me out?
Against my better judgment, yeah.
I thought they, uh, screwed up the paperwork, made a mistake.
May have been a mistake.
Too early to know for sure.
You need help. I know a place. Not fancy, but they get the job done.
Rehab?
You're a drunk. Believe me, I know whereof I speak.
Look, I got to go to class.
You're joking, right?
Well, classical mechanics. Frankel.
You took a swing at a campus cop. Believe me, you're as good as expelled.
Oh, fuck 'em. I was sick of it anyway.
Sure. fuck 'em. Of course. You've got a problem, Lip. It's time to grow up and deal with it.
That's kind of strange coming from you. You know, kettle, pot, black, all that.
I've been in and out five times.
Well, it doesn't say much for the whole rehab thing, does it?
I had two doctorates. I had two kids and tenure before I started drinking. You're 22. Look, you go, you work the steps. I'll see what I can do about getting you a job in the field when you get out. Come on, get in. I'll drive you over there.
My sister's getting married tomorrow.
Congratulations.
I don't want to miss it.
Right.
Hey, can I get a ride to the El?
No.
And show up for your court appearance.
I can't afford to forfeit the bail.
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