Aw, come on. You can't take them. They- those are my babies!
We asked you to make them stop barking.
They're dogs. They bark. That's what they fucking do!
Yanis!
Shut up!
My babies haven't napped in over a week because of your loud mouth. Now, what is going on?
These two rug-chomping dikes called Animal Services on my babies!
All right- all right! Would you just calm down, and tell me the story without the gay bashing.
Look, man, I've had Michael, Tito, LaToya, Marlon, and Janet since they were eight weeks old!
They're not licensed!
I don't know what that even-!
Lisa and Lisa, what is going on?!
There's feces everywhere, Kevin!
So?!
One of them is foaming at the mouth. They could bite our kids. Give them rabies.
Kids? I didn't know you guys had kids.
Not yet.
But soon.
Hey Tito! Daddy's gonna get you outta there!
I need you to back away from the van, sir. Would y- !
Wh-wh-wh- What're you gonna do with the dogs?!
Imma bring 'em down to the shelter. Owner has seven days to get permits and provide a clean living area and pay for microchips and vaccinations. Otherwise, they become candidates for adoption or euthanasia.
You can't kill my dogs, fuck!
Hey, get the fuck off me. Don't make me fucking tase you!
All right-- all right-- all right! Okay. Yanis, you're gonna get your ass thrown in jail. He- You heard the guy. You can get your dogs back. Go start by cleaning up the mounds of shit in the front yard. Go! [Yanis speaks Greek]
Can you just go do it quietly?!
[Speaks Greek] Oh... [scoffs] Thank you, Kevin. [Speaks Greek] Just remember, Lisa and other Lisa, we were doing fine in this neighborhood before you two moved in!
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