Where the hell have you been?
I know you assume that my sole purpose at this school is to cater to your sorry ass, but I have a life, all right? So unless you got 6 grand in cash, make it fast.
Dude, you smell like pussy.
What do you want?
That prick Joaquin stole my weed.
Joaquin, room 226? How do you know?
Had my laptop camera on.
And what? He broke in?
Well, the door was open while I was playing Call Of Duty with Marty Fizer.
Okay, so next time just lock your fucking door, genius.
That's it? My parents don't shell out 60 grand for me to get robbed.
What do you want me to do-- you want me to call the cops and tell them somebody stole your pot?
Do something.
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