Ian in “Unfinished Business”

Ian

Hey, why you crying? It's a beautiful morning, don't you know? Okay, you need a new diaper, don't you? Shh. All right. Hey, hey, hey. [Shushes baby] You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. Okay. [Baby Wailing] Okay, okay, okay. Uh Okay, okay. Diapers. Where are diapers? Diaper. No diaper. Hey, Yevvy, look what I found. [Holds up a Motorhead t-shirt] Motorhead, yeah. Heavy metal diaper. You're gonna be a big badass. All the other babies are gonna look at you, and you're such a big badass, they're gonna go running-- no, crawling away in fear. Why are you still crying? Oh. You're hungry. It's morning. Babies get hungry in the morning. Uh, no food, but we're near an aqueduct. We can forage. We can hunt. We can get wild greens, okay? [Hoists Yevgeny on his shoulders and in deep voice] We go now. We hunt like men. One, two, three. Up, up, and away.