“What'd he want?” – Drug dealer

What'd he want?

Carl

Eight ball, but he wouldn't cough up the five benjamins.

$500? Eight ball's $280.

Carl

It is?

You got crib notes, and you still can't get it right. You're straight up dumb.

Carl

So I guess now is not the time to ask for a raise up in here?

You are on seriously thin ice, Bieber. And you still owe me 100 bucks.