[Fiona follows an obese couple out of the diner after making relentless demands]
Excuse me, was there a problem with your service? Because a tip of 15% or more is standard for--
You were slow. Thanks.
Slow?! Is it that I was slow! Or is it that your bloated metabolism can't handle a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon you shoved down your fat throat?!
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! Enough, enough! Do I have to call the cops? What's wrong? What's going on?
No tip.
I want to talk to your manager.
You're talking to him.
What do you plan to do about this?
Sir, please. She disrespected my husband on Father's Day.
Okay, ma'am. Ma'am.
Slow, rude, and my eggs were undercooked.
Sir, respectfully, if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat here.
Seriously? You're siding with this little slut?
[Sean grabs the man by the collar in a rage, they exchange blows and Sean slams him against a wall]
Let him go! Let him go!
Okay, okay. Sean, let him go.
Okay, I'll let you go. But first, you apologize to my waitress. Then you walk away and you never walk down this street again. You got it?
Yes, sir.
Sorry. You okay?
Your lip's bleeding.
I'll ice it.
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