Gay club bartender and Mickey in “Unfinished Business”

You think you're the first one to come in here boo-hooing about some cocktail s*** who jacked you off in the bathroom, told you it was true love, and then disappeared? Trust me. You're not. So why don't you buy yourself a drink and fall in love with somebody else?

Mickey

You calling me gay?

Oh. Please, honey. You make Justin Bieber look straight.