Dispensary clerk and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

Wow, you're in bad shape.

Frank

Well, tell me something I don't know.

Could I see your card?

Frank

Yes. It's legit, too. Not like these whiners.

Are you looking for anything specific?

Frank

Yeah. Something to make me not feel like I'm being stabbed repeatedly by a small army of knife-wielding Neo-Nazis.

Well, we have Irene Kush for chronic arthritis. Sour Diesel for anxiety and panic attacks. Big Buddha Cheese for muscle spasms.

Frank

What about for fatal liver damage?

We don't recommend bud for cirrhosis. Studies show a higher rate of moderate to severe fibrosis, or tissue scarring, in regular...

Frank

Okay, fine. Let's skip the FDA warning. Give me an ounce of the Buddha. And a med-ibles menu. [Hands over cash wad] And some samples. Free samples.

I... um... this'll get you, like, an eighth of low-grade schwag and two cookies.

Frank

Sold.