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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Fiona and Mike in “Unfinished Business”

That's the last time I let you choose the tunes in the morning.

MMike

Yeah, you just keep acting like you hate British boy bands. I think it's adorable.

Everybody hates them. I'm sorry I'm not a 12-year-old girl.

MMike

Yeah, well, I usually don't go lower than 14. And, you know, next time we can listen to your gangsta rap.

Since when is Kanye considered gangsta rap?

MMike

Since always. Where'd you learn music? Mars?

[Walks up to Mike mimicking humping] Your mom. Last time I banged her.

MMike

Oh, yeah? That makes a lot more sense. She has awful taste.

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