Hey, you, you're, um-- you're that kid's older sister, right?
Oh, could you be a little more vague?
Yeah, fuck. Sorry, um He wa-- he was my year at Lincoln Grove. Sorry.
If you're talking about Gus, then yes.
Gus. Yeah, Gus. Yeah. Gus, that's right. Um, hey, hey, they let him out of Shawnee Correctional yet?
No, he got time added for being an idiot.
...
Who the hell are you?
Uh, Lip.
Lip-- Lip Gallagher. From Wallace Street.
Yeah, the one and only.
...
Hey, what are you doing here? One of these rich frat boys need a date for the night, or--
No, you asshole. I go to school here.
Oh, shit, seriously?
Seriously.Yeah, you're not the only smart fuck from the yards. There are four of us here. I guess five now, including you.
Shit, sorry. I-- you know, I didn't know.
Yeah, I will let it slide.
Okay. So how's it going? How you doing in this place?
Yeah, not bad.
That's good.
Yeah, I sucked ass my freshman year. It took me three semesters to catch up to what my classmates learned in high school. Unbelievable what a shitty education we got back home.
Yeah, hey, you want to walk over to the cafeteria with me? You know, I was gonna blaze up with one of the dishwashers.
What?
Yeah, you see, I was supposed to hook up with this other chick tonight, but then I got dissed. So, um, I was thinking maybe, you know, me and you, we could smoke a fatty, maybe bang one out?
Are you for real?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You see, that-- that's my roommate down there with his girlfriend, hitting the bong. You know, they're not gonna be back till, like, after midnight, so we're-- we're good.
Wow, so you think that just because you were some hot shit back home that that hood rat attitude is gonna work here?
Fuck. Excuse me for living. I didn't realize this place turned you into a fucking Disney princess.
No, fuck you. You're the kind of guy I came to college to get away from. [She walks away]
[Under his breath] Fuck you.
[Lip then starts scanning the room and makes eye contact with an obese hispanic girl]
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