Hey.
How can I help you?
I need a liver.
What's wrong with yours?
It's for my father. His is rotting. It smells.
Oh, my, that ain't good. Is he on the donor list?
I don't think so. Can I sign him up?
Your father would have to be seen by a specialist, and then, referred to us, so he can be put on the list.
Then he gets a liver?
He'd have to wait for one to be available.
How long does that take?
Sweetie, more than 17,000 people in the U.S. are on the liver transplant list.
That's a lot of dead livers you're gonna need.
Six thousand people are fortunate enough to get one each year.
What about the rest?
Doesn't work out for everyone.
What's the point of being an organ donating center if you're not donating enough organs?
Someone from your family can donate a portion of their liver.
Me. I'll do it.
You need to be over 18.
My brother and my sister are.
Well, that's a start. Why don't you find out if they're a blood match with your father?
I already know they are. My father only screwed a Mexican whore while he was with my mom and they can't get pregnant.
Everyone's blood type is different. Sometimes even if they're related. Take these at-home testing kits. Prick the person's finger, put a drop of blood on the enclosed card. It'll show their blood type.
Okay, thanks.
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