I am almost done with the quarterly Midwest regional reports. Can I get them to you after lunch? No sweat.
Great.
What?
You've been working here three months as of today.
Wow, three months? Really? Great.
After 90 days your full benefits kick in. Medical, dental, pension.
Really? That's fantastic.
So now it's time for the talk.
The talk?
[Sets binder on Fiona's desk and opens it] The 401 K talk. Have you decided which plan you'd like to adopt?
What's a 401 K?
Your retirement savings plan. You're eligible to participate. Every month you deposit part of your salary into your 401 K and the company matches it, tax-free.
Deposit part of my salary?
But the big decision is the asset allocation mix you decide to elect. Money market funds, bonds, stocks, large cap, small cap, treasuries. :
You decide the risk profile you're willing to take, get your elective deferral documents notarized and you'll be all set. Easy peasy.
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