Alistair, Scotty and others in “Unfinished Business”

Frank, this is Scotty.

Hi, Frank.

Frank

[Grabs Alistair] Could you excuse us just one second? I- [Pulls Alistair in the room aside with Scotty going near the bed] I am not gonna stop fucking men to start fucking women who look like men.

This is a ministry, not a brothel. The volunteers who are ready are teamed with others who are ready.

Thanks for being here and doing this with me.

Scotty's been with us for six months of hard, devoted work trying to overcome her lesbian tendencies. You're going to help each other.

[Starts taking clothes off] It's been a long road, but I want to be right with God.

As does Frank. Don't you, Frank?

Frank

It's always good to have God in your corner.

The goal of this stage is to stimulate one another, and see if stimulation can lead to copulation and orgasm. Okay, uh, you're anxious to go. I'm gonna slip out before you slip off anything else.

Frank

Is this really happening?

God willing. The last time Alistair brought a man in to see me, he left in tears after I got undressed. Last time I shave everything.

Scotty has been taking birth control, but as an extra precaution against STDs, please use the condoms I provided for you in the bathroom. Be like Adam and Eve, discovering one another for the first time in the Garden of Eden- naked, discovering each other, bringing to each other the pleasure that God intended for them. No shame, no guilt, no knowledge of things that distract us from God's love.