What are you reading about?
A bunch of uppity queers claiming that domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.
They get offended when you call them queers, Frank.
Calling people by their name is not, nor should it ever, be argued as offensive. God almighty.
You okay?
No! I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.
Gonorrhea?
Kings don't screw whores. They screw virgins or their nieces. The king's disease is gout. Big toe is throbbing like blue balls that no blowjob can ever fix. You got any percs or vikes?
No, but I could call my doctor, See if she can fit you in. She's super nice. Korean. Small fingers.
No, thank you. Doctors are crooks, Especially the Korean ones. Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs.
Frank, I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Accurate is not racist. Write that down in your AA journal.
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