Carl and Steven in “Unfinished Business”

Carl

[Flipping through channels realising all prime channels are blocked] What the hell? TV's broken.

Uh, parental controls. We wouldn't want you stumbling onto something you shouldn't.

Carl

That's the only reason to watch.

It still gets Discovery Kids, Disney, and Bravo. Come on. Put the remote down. It's time for your bath.

Carl

How many damn times do I have to smell like mango and pomegranate?

Uh, if you think I'm gonna let you near your tutor without one, you got another thing coming, young man.

Carl

Tutor?

To brush up on your math. You're two grade levels behind.

Carl

Only two?