[Lloyd visits Ian at work at Kash and Grab]
Can you forgive a man who's falling apart? A little?
Yeah.
Can I kiss you?
No.
Just a little. So listen. Um, I need somebody to rob my house, and I'm hoping you could help.
You want me to rob your house?
Candace changed the locks on the house. My goddamn house. And she won't let me back in, so I need someone to steal my stuff. If I do it, the neighbors might recognize me. You go in during daylight hours, and you look like movers. You'll be fine. Look, she stays up till 3:00 a.m. Drinking Stoli' Vanilla and watching Bowflex ads. She'll be unconscious until well past noon. Okay, this could be very lucrative for you. You can take anything you want. Come on, it's all insured. All I want are my two armani suits, My Lucien Freud, and my bottle of 1990 Chateau Latour Pauillac. What do you say? Will you do it?
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