[Mandy knocks on door] Come in. [Mandy enters room] Oh, surprised to see you at the college counseling center, Miss Milkovich.
Came to talk to you about Lip.
I'm not at liberty to discuss another student, but I'd be more than happy to help you with your future options.
[Scoffs] please. You and I both know my only options are getting pregnant or getting arrested, so cut the crap.
Okay. Then Lip. He's got a good chance of getting out of here.
And what are you doing about it?
Encouraging him to go to college. Doesn't seem to be too interested.
You're a guidance counselor. Fucking guide him.
There's only so much I can do.
What should he be doing?
Keeping his grades up. Getting teacher recommendations, finding himself a legitimate job, filling out his college applications. Now, you think you can help with any of that?
Maybe.
All right, stop by at the end of the day, I'll post some college brochures, you can take them with you. I think you have a better chance of getting through to him than I did, Lysistrata.
What?
Show up for English once in a while, And you'll get the reference.
All right.
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