You ever shoot crack?
No.
Ever eat mescaline-laced mushrooms?
Nope.
Put a tequila-soaked tampon up your ass?
What? No, dude. I get it. I'm--I'm obviously not as cool as you.
[Planting flowers and starts walking over] Smells good.
Yeah, it's, um, primo stuff. 20 bucks a joint.
Can I buy five?
Yeah, sure thing.
I'm Casper.
Lip.
Grizz.
You live around here?
About four blocks over.
[Takes a drag on join] Cool. [Coughs]
I guess. Where you from?
Uh, Lakeshore. I didn't choose it, I was just born there.
What are you doing slumming it down here?
[Chuckles and pinches up shirt] City youth. We're, uh, beautifying Chicago one block at a time.
Good luck with that. Those flowers, they're not gonna last about two hours.
Just looks good on my tufts application. Admissions people are into you helping out the poor and shit.
Oh, sorry. It's okay. I'm not offended. Hey, uh, you interested in beautifying any other parts of the neighborhood?
Anything to beef up my CV.
Think I may have something for you. See if I can work it out.
Dude, hit me up anytime. I'm on Facebook. Casper Duncan.
[Shakes Casper's hand] You got it, Casper Duncan.
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