Jonah and I are off to the playground.
Anybody offers you candy, that's code for crack. Apple jacks, crunch 'n munch, hotcakes, jellybeans, fries, caviar, crackers, dip-- all crack. Say, "no, thank you."
Got it. I'll go tell Malik.
Malik?
We're having a play date.
Sounds more like a date date. I know what goes on in the playground besides hopscotch and middle-aged men jacking off. That kid's a player.
He's the best player! He showed me an old basketball game on TV last night, and I learned so much. Did you know that Chinese people can grow to be seven feet tall?
Last night? He skipped the game?
Hey, ready to bounce, E? Hey, Ms. V.
You don't skip out on your team unless you're lying in a hospital bed with an iv drip and a bullet in your spine.
The game last night? We didn't have no game.
Kev said there was a game.
Nah, you got it twisted. Next game's tomorrow. Hey, let's get ghost.
Okay.
Later, Miss V.
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