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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Ethel, Veronica and others in “Unfinished Business”

EEthel

Jonah and I are off to the playground.

Anybody offers you candy, that's code for crack. Apple jacks, crunch 'n munch, hotcakes, jellybeans, fries, caviar, crackers, dip-- all crack. Say, "no, thank you."

EEthel

Got it. I'll go tell Malik.

Malik?

EEthel

We're having a play date.

Sounds more like a date date. I know what goes on in the playground besides hopscotch and middle-aged men jacking off. That kid's a player.

EEthel

He's the best player! He showed me an old basketball game on TV last night, and I learned so much. Did you know that Chinese people can grow to be seven feet tall?

Last night? He skipped the game?

MMalik

Hey, ready to bounce, E? Hey, Ms. V.

You don't skip out on your team unless you're lying in a hospital bed with an iv drip and a bullet in your spine.

MMalik

The game last night? We didn't have no game.

Kev said there was a game.

MMalik

Nah, you got it twisted. Next game's tomorrow. Hey, let's get ghost.

Okay.

MMalik

Later, Miss V.

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