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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Fiona and Purse owner in “Unfinished Business”

Hi.

POPurse owner

Hey. What's up?

I feel bad somebody swiped money. [Produces cash wad from purse]

POPurse owner

Yeah?

Yeah, I thought...

POPurse owner

Oh, please, like I don't know you took it!

What?! No.

POPurse owner

Come on, you stole my goddamn money! Admit it!

I did not!

POPurse owner

Of course you did! You're a skanky, ghetto trash, hood girl!

Like you're all high and mighty because you moved and have a Louis Vuitton?!

POPurse owner

Which you fucking swiped!

Which you were stupid enough to leave on the El!

POPurse owner

Bitch!

Oh, you're the bitch! Okay?! I came here to be nice, but forget it now! [She starts walking away]

POPurse owner

Fuck you!

Oh, eat me!

POPurse owner

Whore!

Slut!

POPurse owner

Asshole!

Cunt!

POPurse owner

Off to steal another fucking purse?!

Finders keepers, losers weepers!

POPurse owner

Fuck you!

Fuck!

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