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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Dottie and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

[Frank bangs on Dottie's door]

DDottie

Who the hell is it?

It's Frank Gallagher, Dottie.

DDottie

Get off my property.

I brought your pasta primavera.

DDottie

Eat shit, Frank.

Well, I-I would, but I recently went vegan. Honestly, Dottie, Antoine told us your news.

DDottie

I've had some health setbacks myself.

Wanted to tell you the crew at the bar's thinking of you. Thought I'd bring your dinner over and tell you in person.

DDottie

No lasagna left?

I grabbed the last one he had. Enjoying your night?

DDottie

I'm watching one of those fat-people-hate-themselves- for-being-fat shows. Makes me feel healthy.

I love that show.

DDottie

I hate fat people.

Did you hear a beep? Oh, guy locking his car.

DDottie

Look, I'm missing my show.

Mind if I join you?

DDottie

I haven't showered and I'm not gonna.

Makes two of us.

DDottie

And it's not an invitation to stay. Couch, fat people show, leave. I'm not a bed and breakfast.

Roger that. There you go.

...

DDottie

What's the deal, Frank?

The new me, Dottie. Just trying to help out, change my course, make amends.

DDottie

You in AA now?

Oh, God, no. But I like everything about AA. Except the "no alcohol" part.

DDottie

Thanks for fixing my toilet.

Sure I can't get you some pop?

DDottie

Frank, my heart muscles are decomposing as we speak.

You want to pump up my triglycerides?

DDottie

All right. All right. I could use some cool Ranch Doritos and some Zantac.

Like whiskey and a chaser, eh?

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