Frank and Thug in “Unfinished Business”

Frank

[Ranting to Kevin at The Alibi] Eddie goes to the corner for a pack of Luckies, never heard from again. Goddamn city couldn't wait to stop paying him. Wasn't two weeks before the checks stopped coming. And now what are we supposed to live off of? Sheila's single disability check? Then they go and pat me down. How does Mr. Osama-Obama expect us to survive on that?

[Bragging to his social circle at a distant table] He's gonna try to Tase me.

Frank

If Sheila does go to work, what's she gonna make? Minimum wage at best. Nobody's heard from Eddie?

He tases me.

Frank

Not a word. Man's got no sense of responsibility. Leaving a family of three to fend for ourselves.

Yeah, I got tasered twice, man.

Frank

[To the thug] Bullshit!

What'd you say?!

Frank

Uh... I said "bullshit". I got tasered for, like, a second, I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice fought off three cops, ran away. Pfft.

What, you calling me a liar?!

Frank

At the very least, an exaggerator.

A grand says I did!

Frank

He's for real. Kev, you still got that taser back there? I'll see your grand and add nine more. Ten thousandin American legal tender says you cannot get tasered twice and not soil your tighty whities, much less keep standing.

All right, shithead. [Undoes his shirt] Do it. Do it! [Kevin tases him] Again! [Kevin tases him again] Fuck! [Thug is still standing unfazed]

Frank

What?!

Where's my ten grand, motherfucker?!