[Frank is lying in a hospital bed]
I don't think he's gonna wake up.
Mr. Gallagher? Mr. Gallagher?
What the bejesus?
Sorry. We tried smelling salts, caffeine injections, ice baths.
Where am I?
In the hospital.
You've been unconscious for two days with alcohol poisoning.
Ah, that's nothing. Back in '95, I was out for eight days.
Wait, wait. Hold on a second. I'm Dr. Seery. These are my residents. We have a proposition for you.
You're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude. Never mind two.
You've misunderstood. Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study.
Your what?
In my career, I've never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism.
Thank you.
Would you abstain from alcohol for two weeks?
No.
We could offer you $3000.
Yes.
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