Linda, Kash and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Showing her husband the security tape] Does anything look different to you?

No.

You don't see the camera? It's like it moved just a little bit. There.

Register matches inventory.

Yeah, you're right. I should probably shut it off. But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. Here it is. Billy Elliot cornholing the father of my children. Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. [Kash turns off TV] What? We were just getting to the climax. Literally. [Ian enters store]

Ian

Linda, I just got your message. What's up? [Linda walks over to Ian and punches him in the face]

That's for screwing my husband.

What are you gonna tell the kids?

I'm not.

What about my mom?

You bastard. What about me?

Do you want me to go?

Where does that leave me? Starting over? I'm a white Muslim. I want another baby.

What?

I get what I want, and you can have what you want. Behind closed doors. I don't wanna be the laughing stock of the mosque. But no touching the forbidden fruit until I'm knocked up. We clear?

Ian

I'm sorry.

You're not fired. My opinion? You could do better.