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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Frank and Pawn appraiser in “Unfinished Business”

You buy watches?

PAPawn appraiser

Buy, trade.

I need cash.

PAPawn appraiser

Twenty years with the ITC. Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie?

That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see. [Pawn appraiser walks to back of store]

PAPawn appraiser

Damn Palestinians, huh? It's like they come out of the womb wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha? You ask me, we should just give you guys the green light, take them all out. I believe in a two-state solution. Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap... for being greedy, controlling the media... circumcision making everyone get their dicks cut. Killing our Lord and Savior? Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate, not you.

PAPawn appraiser

$35.

$250.

PAPawn appraiser

$35.

The hell? Ugh. You're supposed to negotiate! The phrase "Jew me down" only works if you take the fair price I start with and you slowly Jew me down to an unacceptable number. You can't bottom-line some rip-off from the get-go. Now give me a number.

PAPawn appraiser

$35. And my ancestors and I take full credit for crucifying that Christ putz.

[He leaves store and shouts generally] Mel Gibson was right!

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