You buy watches?
Buy, trade.
I need cash.
Twenty years with the ITC. Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie?
That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see. [Pawn appraiser walks to back of store]
Damn Palestinians, huh? It's like they come out of the womb wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha? You ask me, we should just give you guys the green light, take them all out. I believe in a two-state solution. Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap... for being greedy, controlling the media... circumcision making everyone get their dicks cut. Killing our Lord and Savior? Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate, not you.
$35.
$250.
$35.
The hell? Ugh. You're supposed to negotiate! The phrase "Jew me down" only works if you take the fair price I start with and you slowly Jew me down to an unacceptable number. You can't bottom-line some rip-off from the get-go. Now give me a number.
$35. And my ancestors and I take full credit for crucifying that Christ putz.
[He leaves store and shouts generally] Mel Gibson was right!
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