[Frank is now in a police station jail cell]
How the hell did I end up in Canada?! Hey! I hate fucking Canada.
Keep it down in there.
I'm an American. Apple pie, lower 48, Air Supply.
If you're an American, where's your passport?
I don't have one! I told you, I never had a passport. I don't want a passport.
Shut up and sleep it off, okay?
Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? The whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life. No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that?!
♪ O Canada... ♪
It's the Winter Olympics!
♪ Our home and native land ♪
What are you doing? Holding your cocks, handing out maple leaf sugarloafs?
♪ True patriot love... ♪
You couldn't even get the Olympic torch to fucking light!
♪ In all thy sons command. ♪ That a Chicago accent?
Who said that?
PhD... University of Chicago, school of economics.
Oh, man, thank you. Tell him, will ya...? Just tell him I'm an American. Hey, there's a guy back here knows I'm an American.
I can help. Got any money?
What?
Cigarettes?
No. I don't have anything. Think you can get close enough to those bars for a reach around hand job?
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