You're sleeping with Steve?
Slept. Once. Singular. It was a mercy fuck. I felt bad, he only had one ball.
Well, I guess that's all he needed.
Yeah, no kidding! Apparently the other one was purely ornamental. God, I'm such a fucking idiot! Why didn't I use a condom?
You didn't use a...
He only has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary. In what twisted world does that create a baby?
Yeah, I see your point.
It's like the Special Olympics of conception!
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