Samantha and Carrie in “Unfinished Business”

Samantha

I'm telling you, Carrie, it was like a wall of flesh coming at me!

Carrie

There's nothing scarier than a really big one coming at you.

Samantha

I didn't even wanna get my mouth near it, I was afraid I'd get lockjaw. I mean, it was quite a shock. His hands are relatively tiny.

Carrie

Oh, don't tell me you believe that.

Samantha

Not anymore! I am really gonna have to psych myself up before I try it again.

Carrie

You're gonna try it again? Why?

Samantha

Because it's there!

Carrie

Sweetie, it's a penis, not Mount Everest.