Bert and Ernie in “Unfinished Business”

Ernie! Ernie! The telephone's ringing! Ernie, where did you put your telephone?

Uh... let's see. I think it's in the basket here.

The basket.

There. Hello? Hello? Hello? Let's see uh... there we go. Hello? Hello? That's the wrong end. Hello! Hello? Hello! Uh... Hello!

You dodo!

Hello!

You don't know what your telephone looks like??

Of course I do. Uh... let's see uh... This must be a telephone. Hello?

That's a banana, you meatball! NOT a telephone!

SSSHHHH!! Hello? Oh. Uh... he's right here. Now-w-w-w hold on. It's for you.

Hello? Hello!

I'm sorry you can't come to your phone now. But he's talking on a banana.

[groans when Ernie just give Bert a banana phone]