Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza".
Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
The nickname... George, what is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.
You mean like Liza?!
I was thinking T-Bone.
But there's no T in your name. What about G-Bone?
There's no G-Bone.
There's a G-Spot.
That's a myth.
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