What's that?
It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad. I'm going to Florida for his birthday.
How much was it?
Two hundred, but I'll tell him it's fifty. He doesn't care about the gift; he gets excited about the deal.
Where are you gettin' a Wizard for fifty dollars?
Eh, I'll tell him I got it on the street. Maybe it's hot — that's his favorite.
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