So she coughed.
Coughing? Naked? It's a turn-off, man.
Everything goes with naked.
When you cough there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.
You spoiled, spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?
But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.
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