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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry and Kramer in “Unfinished Business”

I just think if you borrow my blender you should return it.

Well what’s the difference -- Come on, we're like Cain and Able.

Yeah, you know Cain slew Abel.

No he didn’t. They were in business together… it was dry wall, or somethin’.

Oh, no.

All right then, what was it?

Well I think Abel worked hard all summer harvesting his crops, while Cain just played in the field. Then when Winter came, Able had all the nuts; Cain had no nuts, so he killed him.

The way I remember it, Cain, he was a successful doctor, but when he took this special formula, he became Mr. Abel.

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