[Kramer is having a meeting with Earl Haffler - the cigar-smoking, stetson-hat-and-string-tie-wearing, Texan businessman he met in The Diplomat's Club.]
Awright, partner. Let's get down to business.
[nervous] Okay, well, uh, I'll uh, I'll get the Cubans.
[He walks over to the door trying to smile confidently.]
They're right out here.
[He calls a few words of gibberish Spanish out of the door, and the three guys stroll in. As if to convince Haffler they are in fact Cuban, they are dressed in Castro-style green fatigues and caps.]
Hey, here they are. The Cubans. Real Cubans.
[Haffler regards the three guys for a second or two.]
You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper now, would you?
[fidgety] Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself. Huh.
[confusion] We're talking about people, right?
[puzzled] I think so.
I thought he quit smoking cigars.
Well, yeah, yeah. But they also rolled for his brother... [thinks for a second] ...Dennis.
[dubious] Dennis Castro?
Uh, Dwayne.
Get the hell outta my office.
[shrill] What!?
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