Who was the last president to have a beard?
Nixon.
No, I mean a real thick beard.
His was thick.
No, I mean like a full long beard like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.
Falkmore.
Who?
Artemis N. Falkmore.
You made that up, right?
Yeah. But it sounds like a president name, doesn't it?
Yeah. Why do presidents all have these bad names? Woodrow, Grover, Millard
The presidency attracts the badly named. Their ambition is based on personal insecurity. It's a classic male overcompensation.
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