Elaine and Peterman in “Unfinished Business”

Elaine

You speak Burmese?

No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place?

Elaine

No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood

Are you an assassin?

Elaine

I work for your mail order catalog.

You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?

Elaine

Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here

I'd be happy to Elaine... but I will have to see this hat.