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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry and Kramer in “Unfinished Business”

What happened to my stereo? It's all smashed up.

That's right. Now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400.

But you were supposed to get me a refund.

You can't get a refund. Your warranty expired two years ago.

So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo?

It's just a write-off for them.

How is it a write-off?

They just write it off.

Write it off what?

Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Do you?

No. I don't.

But they do and they are the ones writing it off.

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