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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Kramer and Mr. Leland in “Unfinished Business”

What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

LMr. Leland

Kramer, I've... been reviewing your work... Quite frankly, it stinks.

Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

LMr. Leland

No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all... I don't know what this is supposed to be!

Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead.

LMr. Leland

Well, I'm sorry, but there's just no way that we could keep you on.

I don't even really work here!

LMr. Leland

That's what makes this so difficult.

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